Shipping


If you have a question about anything, you can email the lovely Ruth who will sort you out.

I aim to get things shipped within a few days of receiving an order.
All orders are now shipped by a separate fulfilment company.

UK orders sent by APC Tracked (or sometimes DPD if multiple items are sent together).
Overseas orders sent by Landmark Tracked.

I'm afraid Covid-19 has fucked up post a bit so I'd really appreciate people being extra patient with shipping times during the ol' global pandemic.

Shipping of hand finished bits
Hand finished pieces (Philosophy Dog, Hand Finished Cock Plant & Hand Finished Vulva Plant) are shipped by Mr Bingo via Royal Mail Signed For First Class / International Tracked & Signed. Please only email Mr Bingo if you have a question regarding shipping of hand finished stuff.

Why I decided to stop shipping everything myself
I know some of you miss the hand drawn names and addresses I used to do on the packaging but I did 12,258 of them over 5 years and recently decided that I should spend more time doing 'art' and less time packing and shipping as it crept up over the years and ended up taking up about 90% of my time!

Picking up in London
If you need something urgently and want to pick up from my studio in Farringdon, London, I do hold a little bit of stock of most things. Don't buy it online, drop me an email and we can arrange.