The Advent Calendar is back! Although the concept* is the same, there are five differences between last years and this years Advent Calendar:
1. All the people this year are actual real people. 2. They're dancing. 3. The paper stock has a nice texture to it so it's a bit more fucking arty. 4. I'm in it. 5. It finishes on Christmas Day this year so you get an extra day of nudey scratchy fun.
Where's the fucking chocolate? Chocolate is for idiots. A group of naked people slowly revealing themselves over the duration of a month is so much better (IMO). Treat yourself in December by removing a different humans clothes each day. Each person is numbered (1-25) and their clothes are printed with a rub removable opaque gold ink (or in layman's terms - that stuff you get on scratch cards).
Details 297mm x 420mm (A3) Hand screenprinted (4 layers) by Harvey Lloyd. All hand signed by Mr Bingo. Each Calendar also comes with a seperate tracklist of the 25 songs that each person danced to. Price includes shipping to anywhere in the world. All Calendars are sent flat in a super strong cardboard package.
A few people have been asking if these are suitable for Children. The answer is yes, it's just naked people dancing, there's nothing perverted or no hidden surprises!
Important notice - The Calendar will only be on sale until 10am on Nov 28th as I'll be fucking off to Singapore a few hours later.